8/20/2023 0 Comments Round one karaoke song list![]() ![]() What I lack in technical ability I will make up with pure camp, miming the “silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload” line, seizing the song’s many opportunities for audience participation (those handclaps, the call-and-response chorus), emoting as though I’m singing The Most Important Song In The World on parts like “there are no reasons, what reasons do you need to be show-oh-OH-WHOA-OWN” and of course, milking that dramatic pause after “school’s out early and soon we’ll be learning and the lesson today is HOW TO DIE.” Then, like The Boomtown Rats themselves, I will fade away quietly, but those who were there to witness it will ask each other for the rest of their lives, “Remember that time Bonnie did karaoke?” But I know in my heart that one day the stars will align and with the perfect amount of booze flowing through my veins-enough to help me pull off an overwrought New Wave song about a school shooting from 1979, but not quite enough to give me alcohol poisoning-I will step up to a mic somewhere with the confidence of a Canadian tuxedo-clad Bob Geldof at Live Aid and do “I Don’t Like Mondays” by The Boomtown Rats. Shania Twain, “That Don’t Impress Me Much” ROUND ONE KARAOKE SONG LIST HOW TO
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